Grand Alliance - S/T Lp *Used

Tracklist: Live In Seattle At The Columbia City Theater | A1 Introduction, A Gift From Derrick | A2 Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow | A3 Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW | A4 Ask A Pastor | A5 Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center | A6 A Linkedin Profile | A7 The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe | B8 Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A ‘Zine | B9 Contacting Celebrities On Facebook | B10 Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH | B11 Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods | B12 I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage | A Guided Meditation For The Thoughtful Body | C1 Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable | C2 The Body | C3 Feet & Legs | C4 Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo | C5 Heart | C6 Throat, Arms & Hands | C7 Head | C8 Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax | Fuckscape | D1 Enter The Fuckscape | D2 Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner | D3 I’m A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor | D4 I Thought I Was The Pancake Man | D5 You’re A World-Class Pussy-Grifter | Eugene's Comprehensive Sound Effects Library | E1 Introduction | E2 Horse | E3 Horse Galloping | E4 Horse III | E5 Duck | E6 Duck II | E7 Dog | E8 Cat | E9 Cat Purring | E10 Cat Asking For Directions | E11 Two Sheep Arguing | E12 Mice Making Fried Rice | E13 Bear | E14 Wolf | E15 Fox Embarrassed About His Boner | E16 Giraffe Sleeping | E17 Turtle | E18 Turtle II | E19 Chicken Prostitute Haggling | E20 Shark | E21 Toilet Flushing | E22 Blender | E23 Automatic Door Opening | E24 Doorbell | E25 Alarm Clock | E26 Frying Pan Sizzle | E27 Teapot Whistle | E28 Dishwasher Running | E29 Telephone Ringing | E30 Telephone Falling On The Ground | E31 Shower Running | E32 Crackling Fire | E33 VCR Ejecting A Tape | E34 Group Of Businessmen Agreeing | E35 Baby Locked In A Dresser | E36 Fart | E37 Long Fart | E38 Fart III | E39 Little Girl Crying | E40 Man Walking In Boots | E41 Screaming Man | E42 Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man | E43 TV Audience Clapping At Food | E44 Drum Circle | E45 Rave | E46 Last Guy At A Rave | E47 Train | E48 Steam Engine | E49 Neon Sign | E50 Motorcycle | E51 Scanning An Item | E52 Feeling For A Ripe Avocado | E53 Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy | E54 Jack-In-The-Box | E55 Jigsaw Puzzle | E56 Fire Truck | E57 Video Game | E58 Italian Person Eating A Pizza Pie | E59 Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For | E60 Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar | E61 Grand Wizard Can’t Find A Sock | E62 Powerful Senator | E63 Powerful Senator II | E64 Fighter Plane | E65 Ambient Noise In An Airplane | E66 Airplane Flying | E67 Police Siren | E68 Police Siren In Europe | E69 Police Siren In Belgium | E70 Gun Shot | E71 Machine Gun | E72 .357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon | E73 Gays In The Military | E74 Thunder | E75 Rain | E76 Hurricane | E77 Blizzard | E78 Snowing | E79 Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business | E80 Computer Downloading A File | E81 New Email | E82 Traffic | E83 Kids Playing In The Park | E84 Kids Playing In The Park II | E85 Spaceship Flying | E86 Spaceship Crashing | E87 Going To Warp Speed | E88 Alien Supermarket | E89 Laser Gunfire | E90 Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands | E91 Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower | E92 Tacos | E93 Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats | E94 Tree Falling In A Forest | E95 Jewish Person Saying “Oy Vey” Wrong | E96 Summertime | E97 People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency | E98 Helicopters | E99 Living Helicopter Complaining | F100 Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna | F101 Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial | F102 Elephant Having Trouble | F103 One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money | F104 Telephone Calling A Toaster | F105 Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question | F106 Shortwave Radio | F107 Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall | F108 Dentist Having Sex | F109 Panda At A Hotel | F110 Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them | F111 Cat That Doesn't Mind | F112 Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky | F113 Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous | F114 Old Man’s Penis | F115 Dial Tone | F116 Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom | F117 Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie | F118 Guy Getting A Sweet Beej | F119 Fire Hydrant That Doesn’t Want Anyone To Know It’s Anti-Semitic | F120 Bellhop Who Got Stung | F121 LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi | F122 LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise | F123 Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich | F124 Too Many Pieces Of Paper | F125 Puddle | F126 Magic Clown Using His Powers | F127 Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion | F128 The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better | F129 Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong | F130 Misogynistic Maple Trees | F131 Apple Sauce Being Naughty | F132 Safe Word | F133 Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf | F134 Cookies Being Arrested | F135 Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat | F136 Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World | F137 Desk Covered In Hair | F138 Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time | F139 Boy Who Loves Hammocks | F140 Dustpan | F141 A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter | F142 Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies | F143 Yellow Line That Divides Roads | F144 Smell Of A Pear | F145 Group Of Wealthy Men | F146 Confused Child | F147 25 Rats Sleeping | F148 Flowers | F149 Fishing | F150 Boat | F151 Mizzenmast | F152 Bow | F153 Stern | F154 Basement | F155 Rainbow | F156 Telescope Being Defensive | F157 Larry King Being Told Important Information | F158 Well | F159 The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record | F160 Salad | F161 Little Girl Teasing A Lamp | F162 Zoo With Nothing To Lose | F163 Racist Stapler | F164 Friendship Bracelet | F165 Thor’s Hammer, Mjölnir | F166 Two Lost Fireflies | F167 Humpback Whale | F168 Elevator At The Empire State Building | F169 Tip Of A Billionaire’s Penis | F170 Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood | F171 French Kids Picking Apples | F172 Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts | F173 Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated | F174 RomneyCare & ObamaCare | F175 The Nerve Of Some People | F176 Boner School | F177 Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident | F178 A BuzzFeed List | F179 Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged | F180 Fox News & MSNBC | F181 Amicable Divorce | F182 Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom | F183 Snacks In Iraq | F184 Telecommuting Cat | F185 Nano-Horse | F186 Hebrew Ray | F187 Caldor Binge Drinking | F188 Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game | F189 Details | F190 School Teacher Given Permission | F191 High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future | F192 Cheese | F193 Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City | F194 The Czech Republic | F195 Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad | F196 Hotel Bed That Is Tired | F197 Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels | F198 Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction | Digital Drugs | G1 A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs | G2 Marijuana | G3 PCP | G4 Heroin | G5 Apple Cider Vinegar | G6 MDMA | H7 LSD | H8 Amoxicillin | H9 Peyote | H10 Amaretto Sour | H11 Oxycodone | Over 45 Minutes Of Crying | I1 Crying | I2 More Crying | I3 Still Crying | J1 I Simply Keep Crying | Introduction To Spoken Russian | K1 Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook | K2 Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations | K3 Conversational Russian In The Workplace | K4 Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings | K5 Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest | K6 Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances In Public Spaces | K7 Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia | K8 Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World Of Academia | K9 Polite Ways To Engage People Of High Status | Ringtones & Outgoing Voicemail Messages For Your Personal Use | L1 Intro To Ringtones | L2 Phone Call | L3 Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate | L4 Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo | L5 Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp | L6 Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle | L7 Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada | L8 Phone Is Ringing | L9 Friend | L10 Love | L11 Spicy Fish | L12 Mother Calling | L13 Father Calling | L14 Mother 2 | L15 Father 2 | L16 Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da | L17 Aaaaaaaa | L18 Wife Calling | L19 Husband Calling | L20 Someone Is Calling | L21 Fuckface Calling | L22 Acquaintance | L23 Unnnnnn | L24 Auauauauauauau | L25 Wouowowoooouuuooo | L26 Whistle Ring | L27 Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr | L28 Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr | L29 Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu | L30 Gwreeegwkqreu | L31 Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu | L32 Hraaaa! Hraavlaa! | L33 Luuuuleelaaalalou!! | L34 Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua | L35 Answer The Phone | L36 Pffrrrtttt | L37 Susan Sarandon Is Calling | L38 Colleague | L39 Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo | L40 Hey! | L41 Waffles | L42 Fuckbuddy | L43 Piano Cleaner | L44 Bryan | L45 Cream Cheese | L46 Rabbi | L47 Priest | L48 I Can't Answer The Phone | L49 Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages | L50 Dr. Fart | L51 Sarah | L52 Social Anxiety | L53 The Sizzle-Maker | L54 Mittens | L55 Kate | L56 No Answer | L57 Debbie | L58 Andrew | L59 Phil Donahue | L60 Kaitlin | L61 Old Man | L62 Steve | L63 Lucy | L64 Judy | L65 Megan | L66 Leave Your Name | L67 Kim | L68 Tim | L69 Miguel | L70 Sebastian | L71 Penicillin Dong | L72 Thong McHacky-Sack | L73 Matt | L74 Katie | L75 Confident Balls | L76 Robert | L77 Mr. Shitface | L78 Pile Of Sneakers | L79 Pasta Nasty | L80 Crème Fresh Jackson | L81 I Can’t Answer The Phone | L82 Flitchy Woo-Woo | L83 Slick Motherfucker | L84 Sleepy Horse | L85 Can’t Come To Phone | L86 Dawn | L87 I Am A Doctor | L88 Nick | L89 Poodle | L90 Hello, Mr. Cunt | L91 Standard Greeting 1 | L92 Standard Greeting 2 | L93 Standard Greeting 3 | L94 Standard Greeting 4 | L95 Standard Greeting 5 | L96 Standard Greeting 6 | L97 Standard Greeting 7 | L98 I Can’t Answer The Phone (But I Want To) | 195 Orgasms | M1 Please Take Off Your Shoes | M2 Don Draper Has The Flu | M3 Moons Over Your Hammy | M4 It’s Not A Slumber Party Without Thor | M5 Now My Back Hurts | M6 Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up | M7 Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin | M8 Oops | M9 Sneaking Around The Zoo | M10 Goodnight, Buddy | M11 Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry | M12 Faxed To The Wrong Number | M13 Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing | M14 1960’s Street Fight | M15 Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh… Thanks | M16 You Can Call Me Al (Not Song) | M17 Don’t Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret | M18 The Best Misunderstanding | M19 Whoa… Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel | M20 Kindhearted Fireman | M21 Let’s Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold | M22 Happy Valentine’s Day, Mr. And Mrs. President | M23 Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun | M24 Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner | M25 Goofballs Having Silly Fun | M26 The Jackal Never Misses! | M27 Land-Grabber’s Cousin Has Nice Upstairs | M28 Mrs. Thunder / Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain | M29 Don’t Mind If I Do… | M30 Round One Goes To Princess-Rump | M31 Happy And Stuffed | M32 Just Another Guns N’ Roses Brunch | M33 Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp | M34 Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache | M35 Have We Met? | M36 No, Please… After You | M37 Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD… Actually, Keep It | M38 Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded | M39 88% On Rotten Tomatoes | M40 Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy | M41 Two Rascals Showing Off | M42 48 And Flexible | M43 That Was Worth It | M44 Bandits Helping Around The House | M45 Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling | M46 I’m The Autodidact Of Amour | M47 Oh, My Wife Knows | M48 That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded | M49 The Healing Heart / Mother-In-Law | M50 Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party | M51 We Get Five Weeks’ Vacation In Holland | M52 Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant | M53 Two Adults In A Small Space | M54 Dude, We’re On The 5 O’Clock News | M55 www.thepleasuresallmine.gov | M56 I Don’t Have The Hiccups Anymore | M57 Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven | M58 These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies! | M59 Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful | M60 I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now | M61 The Kindness Of Strangers | M62 We’re Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind | M63 IT Department Doesn’t Have A Care In The World | M64 Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating | M65 I Voted For McCain In 2000 | M66 New Car Smell, Old Car Feel | M67 Paul Can Really Push Good | M68 Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want | M69 David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange | M70 Doin’ The Flip-A-Doo | M71 Anti-Vaxxer “Saxophone” Relaxer | M72 Germaphobe Does Not Mind | M73 Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise | M74 Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy | M75 Fart Walrus | M76 French Woman Enjoying A Danish | M77 No Shirt, No Shoes - Service | M78 With Or Without You (Preferably With) | M79 Shouts And Murmurs | M80 Pilates Are Invigorating | M81 I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu | M82 The Last Rock Star | M83 It's Noon Somewhere | M84 My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago | M85 Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good | M86 Love Clean Up, Aisle One | M87 Found Your Thing Using MapQuest | M88 Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store | M89 This Cheesecake Is Divine | M90 Jam Session | M91 Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To) | M92 Even Better Than An Associate Degree | M93 I Went To School In The Boston Area | M94 Happiness Is A Warm Dong | M95 Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole | M96 Call Me Dr. Stardust | M97 Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze | M98 Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator | M99 Operation Cooch-Toot | N100 Preggo! | N101 My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days | N102 Sure, In There Is Fine | N103 The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia | N104 Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!) | N105 We Were Just Talking About You | N106 Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford | N107 Sophisticated? | N108 We Deserve A Michelin Star | N109 Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces | N110 Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish | N111 How Very Hemmingway Of You | N112 Drinking Straight Out Of Lust’s Milk Carton | N113 Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation | N114 Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief | N115 I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia? | N116 Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short | N117 Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel? | N118 Dirty Boulevard | N119 Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays? | N120 Portland, ME Is Cool… But Really Weird | N121 The Wish-Maker Will See You Now | N122 Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker | N123 The Shenanigans You Requested | N124 What Gusto! | N125 Please Don’t Make This About Harold Pinter (Again) | N126 Wet Hot Americano | N127 A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source | N128 Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit | N129 A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven | N130 Too Soon? | N131 Please Be Quiet Or You’ll Wake Up My Titties | N132 Never You Mind That | N133 She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter | N134 Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game | N135 Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence | N136 Two Gigolos, One Office Manager | N137 Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting | N138 It Took Another Man’s Wife To Make This Boy A Man | N139 Nothing Goes To Waste | N140 My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse | N141 Make Yourself At Home | N142 Meet Me By The Condom Machine | N143 I Feel Like I’ve Known You For Hours | N144 Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out | N145 Fire Your Dentist! | N146 Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two | N147 Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of Shit | N148 I’m The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There | N149 Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style | N150 Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship | N151 Sally’s In Charge | N152 Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons | N153 The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This “Carrot-Man” | N154 It’s Raining Dan | N155 It’s Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking) | N156 College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It’d Be | N157 Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help | N158 A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables | N159 Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting | N160 Best Friends / Next Level | N161 Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real | N162 Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding | N163 A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure | N164 So Glad That Was You Behind Me | N165 An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman | N166 Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude | N167 Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm | N168 Crammin’ For The Jam Exam | N169 I’m Glad We Waited Til Dusk | N170 You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir | N171 Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers | N172 You’re Like John Adams Times 1.5! | N173 Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer | N174 I Guess We’ll Need A New Kitchen | N175 Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other | N176 They Call Me The “You’re Welcome Man” | N177 Let’s Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl | N178 So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse | N179 File Under “The Rolling Stones” | N180 No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct | N181 My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles | N182 Two-State Solution With Benefits | N183 My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position | N184 Can’t Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey | N185 Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning | N186 So This Is Medicaid? | N187 Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie | N188 Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood | N189 Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door | N190 No Senator, I Already Have Two | N191 PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder | N192 Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work | N193 A Real Whodunnit! | N194 Horace’s Compromise | N195 Plutocrats Got Feelings Too